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Pac Man, And the Ideas that Keep Me out of AP Clas

Thu Oct 4, 2007, 6:33 PM
Pac-Man was a simple man. Several pixels, a loving wife, a few good friends, but then he turned to drugs. Indeed, these "pellets," as they are called, warped Pac-Man. He distanced himself from his wife (who would eventually turn to pelleting, herself), he fought his friends' every attempt at intervention, and constructed sick, two-dimensional mazes to hide his goods. His friends, Inky, Pinky, Blink, and Meredith, discovered the drug hoardes and tried to put a stop to it, but that's when they discovered Pac-Man's true intentions. He was creating "power pellets," by giving pellets to pandas and forcing them to mate. No one is sure how this had any effect on the pellets.
Filth and half-eaten foods scattered the floors, and as the group adventured further, Pac-Man appeared. Pac-Man tried to destroy the evidence by going on a drug binge, but his friends tried to stop him. They would grab him, only for him to go into spasms on the floor wailing and making strange noises. He scrambled to his twisted and potent power pellets, and had the greatest high known to mankind. He went into a frenzy, eating Meredith. Inky, Pinky, and Blinky ran away, but Pac-Man hunted them down every last one of them and ate them.
Pac-Man managed to escape the death sentence by PETA's support, due to the amazing job he had done of repopulating the world's panda population.

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Spinal Tap
  • Reading: Kite Runner

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  • Current Residence: Norfolk, Virginia
  • Interests: Music, Photography, Poetry, Art in general
  • Favourite movie: The Motorcycle Diaries
  • Favourite band or musician: Check my last.fm page: www.last.fm/user/Saftundkraft
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, punk, metal, experimental, anything
  • Favourite artist: Anyone who can make it in this world with fingerpaintings
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poe, Tolkein
  • Favourite photographer: Me?
  • Skin of choice: Flesh.
  • Favourite game: Soul Caliber, Super Smash Brothers, Starcraft, Ikaruga
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube, Wii, PS2, Computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: Invader ZIM
  • Tools of the Trade: Where my poetry ends up: In my notebooks, in books, on my phone, bedroom walls, my arm, etc.

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:iconaquamarinepaint:
Sorry about the sudden absence. I sometimes drop off the face of the Earth, you'll have to bear with me.

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:iconteeny-toy-heart:
HI

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:iconamgpielover:
its was WAY TOO CLOSE.....ehh....and i didnt see th e 'send' button anymore
:iconsaint-judas:
Yeah.... well you know what this means.... I totally won the "comment-off."
It's nice having someone visit my page anyway. Most people just let me stay on their page.
:iconamgpielover:
ok....but i kinda won 'cuz it was on my page..and i can take off ur last comment.....but im not that mean O.o
:iconsaint-judas:
That's good to know lol :P
:iconteeny-toy-heart:
HI.

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:iconsnailswithteeth:
you're a giant disgusting poop

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:iconteeny-toy-heart:
ahahaha.


Spinal Tap.

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98% of Deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig.

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